WHAT'S THAT?

THAT'S A BASEBALL, ASSHOLE.

WHAT'S THAT?

IT'S FUCKING TEA, SHITFACE.

WHAT'S THAT?

IT'S FIVE FINGERS OF DEATH COMING AT YOUR THROAT BECAUSE YOU SWALLOWED A GREEN PILL LIKE A DUMBASS. COCKNOZZLE.

I SWEAR TO GOD, IT'S LIKE JACK'S A FUCKING TODDLER.

Thanks to khaman for the accurate summation of Jack's actions this week.

ONTD had a post about the LIVESTRONG bracelets that used to be the rage back in the day. The post turned to reminiscing about other types of bands people wore. The most hilarious?

Beat Bullying

Last night I was checking all my polls on community_tv to see if any had broken 100 participants and I saw this little bit of irony:





I figured it wouldn't last long so I snapped a screenshot for nostalgia. :)

gilly_halliwell asked:
IS SOMEONE ELSE DRUNK AFTER THE PREMIERE?
WOULD I HAVE BEEN ABLE TO UNDERSTAND MORE IF I HADN'T BEEN DRUNK OR NOT?

To which geekfreak03 responded:
THAT'S LIKE ASKING IF IT WOULD BE ANY LESS PAINFUL TO BE HIT OVER THE HEAD WITH A BRICK IF YOU COULD WEAR A GREEN SWEATER INSTEAD OF A PURPLE ONE


SAUCEY

let's make a magical wave throughout lj.

when you see this entry, post a picture (OR .GIF) of the show to your own journal.

I'm fucking balling right now. This is like Harry Potter ending and graduating from HS all rolled together.

It's over.

Tis the season to share gifs! Specifically, gifs from the slew of Christmas episodes that aired this past week!

30 Rock has been so solid this season I really need to add it to my regulars! I'll try and catch up sometime! Also Parks and Rec is mostly April related because she's been expressing so much emotion these past few episodes! :D

What's been added to the folder?

Community 1.12 - "Comparative Religion"

Big Bang Theory 3.11 - "The Maternal Congruence"

30 Rock 4.08 - "Secret Santa"

Parks and Recreation 2.12 - "Christmas Scandal"

The Office 6.12 - "Secret Santa"

Late Late Show with Craig Furgeson 12.11.2009 - Jim Parsons

**Title refers to: Dialogue. Spoken by Tom Haverford in the episode "Christmas Scandal".

Okay, I'm just messing with you. The real, legitimate photos are behind the cut.

Spoilers for: Real Life

( I'll be back before this banana hits the ground...ZOOM ZOOM ZOOM )

Because I keep forgetting to post it:

Thank you, htbthomas for the lovely virtual gift! Like, seriously. LJ gifts make me feel especially warm and fuzzy inside! You rock!

What's been added to the folder?

Community 1.11 - The Politics of Human Sexuality

Parks and Recreation 2.10 - Hunting Trip

Big Bang Theory 2.10 - The Gorilla Experiment

( And because it never gets old to watch... )
**Title refers to: Dialogue. Spoken by Jeff Winger in "The Politics of Human Sexuality"

I'm at 45,000 words, you guise! I have one day left to write 5000 more. I literally did not think I would make it a few weeks ago, when I was struggling through the 10,000s. I'm trying to think of a way to end it because I know after NaNoWriMo is done I won't want to keep writing. I'll give up, I know it. So I want an ending. But I'm not exactly sure what ending's in store for Hydra and her mermaid friends. :/

What did I add this week?

GLEE 1.10 - Ballad
GLEE 1.11 - Hairography

Merlin 2.10 - Sweet Dreams


I leave this post with a recommendation:

( It's like a skydive! Or getting high! )

As a Mad Men follower I couldn't help but notice the promotions for "The Prisoner" on AMC. They showed me Gandalf, Jesus and Anthony from Sweeney Todd...I was sold! So last week I watched the whole miniseries and found it pretty enjoyable. I was confused right up until the end but I couldn't get over the cinematography. It was fun to watch. Anyway, I couldn't help but notice how much dapper Jamie Cambell Bower is looking these days, since losing his long hair and Johanna infatuation. I was taken with his character "11-12" and how wonderfully the cameramen shot him, so I decided to make a picspam.

At the time, I'd only seen episodes 1 & 2 so this picspam will remain confined to those episodes. It's taken me this long to post them only because I'm trying to put NaNoWriMo ahead of my other various creative projects. I'm at 24,000 words so I've decided to reward myself with this!

( And one day....I'll STEAL YOU! )

Here's the deal. I'm going to be super organized about my gifs! Every Sunday I'll post the additions to the "My GIF" folder. I'm tagging them all with the show and episode number so you can click on a tag and get the gifs I made for that whole episode. So far I really only do Community and Big Bang Theory with some random Glee. But it's possible I might expand to other favorite shows.

What's in there right now?

The Big Bang Theory 3.07 - The Guitarist Amplification
The Big Bang Theory 3.08 - The Adhesive Duck Deficiency
The Big Bang Theory 3.09 - The Vengeance Formulation

30 Rock 4.01 - Season 4
30 Rock 4.05 - The Problem Solvers

Community 1.08 - Home Economics
Community 1.09 - Debate 109
Community 1.10 - Environmental Science

The Office 6.09 - Double Date


Among a few other randoms like Mad Men.

**Title refers to: Dialogue. Spoken by Sheldon Lee Cooper in "The Pirate Solution"

I don't have a title, I don't have chapters, but I have almost 15,000 words of my novel written. I'm some ways behind where I ~should~ be but I'm not a consistent writer. I usually take big bursts of writing every few days.

I've also found that the further into the story I get, the more I want to go back and change the beginning. My book is about time travel so every little name or object is necessary somehow in the grand scheme of things. And I seem to be coming up with a lot more ideas than when I started. So if I forget to mention a famous person in the beginning, the reader won't know who the person is and why her death is significant.


So, I guess, give me praise and whatnot. :P

I finally got ImageReady+Photoshop so I've been learning how to make prettier gifs and have got it down pretty good.

My sister wanted me to make a post where I can link to my GIF folder. You'll find assortments of TV shows like Office, 30 Rock, Glee, Big Bang Theory. Keep an eye on it for more! I'll pretty much add some every week. I haven't decided if I'll make posts every week telling you what I've added. If I get bored of my 7 day work schedule, maybe :)

MY GIFS FOLDER ON LJ

Keep it secret, keep it safe.

A Harvey Wallbanger

My first purchase from a liquor store was this Galliano liqueur. I love the thin bottle. The clerk had to help me get it from a really high shelf. But he saw the vodka and was all "You making a Harvey Wallbanger?" and I was all "Hell yes!" When he asked where I heard about them, I was too embarrassed to tell him "Doctor Who" so I just pretended like I knew about them.

Don't mind all the CD's and such on my desk. I decided to keep the liqueur in my room so my mom doesn't use it up. I payed 20 bucks for it? I will decide who gets to drink it!

And, cuz it never gets old: